the funniest

 i have the funniest story to you.. do you want to hear it?

but you must promise to do not laugh..

in the middle a village, there 3 sinful men. the first one has bad habit in playing the girls. the second one is drinker. the third one is a smoker.
one day they go to the den and find a magic cattle. then, a devil out from the cattle and receive three request from each, but they must be imprisoned for ten years. the first  request sound ' give me many girls'.The second request ' give me drinks'. the third request 'give me cigarettes'.
after 10 years, the first man is thinner and weak because playing the girls. the second men fat because drink to much. and the third is still health and fresh.he run to the devil and says ' shittTT... where is mathces?'